The T-shirt Fort Blog

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You plus me it all adds up. Get this fun and flirty t-shirt today. You don’t need to be a cpa to see how cute it is. To not get this shirt would be a serious mis-calculation on your part.

This shirt is not just for a writer. It’s not even for a good writer. It’s only for a damn good writer. So if you are a damn good writer, buy one and let the whole world know it.

Bonus Tee: Bestseller Material

Spoil yourself or someone else with Today’s T-shirt. You don’t need to spend a ton to be oh so spoiled just get someone to give you a massage some champagne and strawberries, a box of bon bons a nice steak dinner and of course this sassy t-shirt of the day. Oh so spoiled!

Here is a mystery for the ages. Who exactly tosses their shoes up onto phone wires and why? Also why is it they usually seem to be nicer shoes in pretty good shape. I could see tossing up a totally thrashed pair that charities won’t take just to get rid of them in a goofy way but a new pair of sneakers. If you do this get the shirt and explain yourself. Even if the aliens you are communicating with via shoe told you not to, well explain yourself anyway.

Don’t you wish your name was Paige Turner? then your books would really sell. This t-shirt is perfect for authors, poets and people really named Paige Turner. Turn pages and heads with this great design

Fashion smashion fanny packs are so handy for carrying all your stuff. Rock this design and tell the world you are bringing back the pack. Heck yeah. Parachute pants are totally next!

Did you know fortune cookies were not invented in China? They are an American invention created in San Francisco’s Chinatown. In fact they were probably thought up while the inventor was in bed.

Make your own fortune cookies!

How to Make Fortune Cookies

It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.

Right now I can’t sleep (clown will eat me) so I thought I would add a shirt. If I ever do fall asleep when I wake up I am probably going to want some pancakes with maple syrup. Yum.

Vermont: we stack up real nice. This cute travel design features yummy pancakes covered in real Vermont maple syrup. Wear it to breakfast or for a nice walk in the woods.